(Parody of Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin)
(Written and performed by Mark Jonathan Davis)


There's a lady who goes
To the store that won't close
And she's shopping at 7 Eleven
Down the isle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
And a Snickers really satisfies her
Ooooh make my Slurpy

If there's a penny on the counter
You can use it
Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English
I just bought a Big Gulp from Achmed
Achmed

"Greetings! Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine. Do you require a spoon straw?"

And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go
Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They've been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow
Microwave your burrito

And she's shopping at 7 Eleven