(Parody of All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow)


It's worse than disco
It's worse than Achy Breaky fever too
This is L-A-M-E

If I gotta hear this stupid little song again I'll die
But it's on next to me outta nowhere
Looks like it's Cheryl Crow or nothing
And this song is sure a big one
And I'm sure it's catchy
It's gotta be making money

But it's burned crispy to me
And I wonder if I hear it every day for the rest of my whole life
When a sappy DJ intro's this song
I'm dangerously close to a radio speaker
But I turn it off quick with this crow bar

All I wanna do is trash this song
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
What I wanna do is load my gun
Give me that CD
I'll put some holes in one

It's no longer new
It's over done
It gives me a headache
And I'm not the only one

All I want to do is smash this tune
And when this song comes on
Rip the stereo right out of my car

And if I hum this one
Rip my hair right out
And kick me real hard