(Parody of Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles)


I look at all the talk show people
There's just too many talk show people

Ron Reagan, Jr.
Maury and Joan and Geraldo and Oprah and Phil
I wanna kill
Look at them talking
Acting surprised by a person whose life is a mess
A priest in a dress

All the freaky people
Where do they all come from?
I just can't stop watching
My brain is going numb

There's a new diet
Siamese twins one's a man and the other's a goat
Where's my remote?
There's Sally Jesse
She's got a gal who play's Beethoven's Fifth through her nose
I want to propose

All the talk show people
(I look at all the talk show people)
It's all the same old stuff
And I'm a talk show junkie
(I look at all the talk show people)
I just can't get enough