I caught Chlamydia
From this girl from New York City
She was dressed nice and well spoken
Kind of sweet and awful witty
But it's true
I caught this nasty thing from you
I swear it's true
Hey there Chlamydia
We had drinks and started kissing
I was drunk and then you jumped me
Now something's gone amiss with my little guy
I thought that I'd be safe between your thighs
That wasn't wise
Oh, what you give to me
Ow, it burns when I go pee
Oh, it's what I do not need
Oh, this nasty STD
At least I don't have syphilis
And nothing's falling off
But I sure hope your other friends don't feel this way
Chlamydia I promise you
That I would get the word to you
If only I had thought to get your name
And that's a shame
Hey there Chlamydia
You gave me this bad infection
Though my mother tried to warn me
That I ought to wear protection
Now I do
You know it's all because of you
Hey there Chlamydia here's to you
This one's for you
Oh, what you give to me
Ow, it burns when I go pee
Oh, it's what I do not need
Oh, this nasty STD
Oh, ouch