(Parody of God Bless The U.S.A. by Lee Greenwood)


There's a holiday to celebrate
The American way of life
Gonna have a bar-b-que
With all my children and my wife
Picked up some cherry bombs
At a roadside stand today
Gonna blow stuff up for freedom
And they can't take that away

If you're proud to be an American
Set your fireworks off with me
And be careful or you'll lose an eye
So hide behind that tree
Everybody stand back fifty feet
And enjoy this big display
Cause this stuff is powerful contraband
God bless The USA

Got a dozen roman candles
Quarter sticks of TNT
A box of bottle rockets
I bought illegally
From Detroit down to Houston
And New York to LA
There's a fire in every American yard
Every Independence Day

I'm loud I'm free I'm American
And as proud as I can be
And I'd like to thank the Chinese guys
Who made this stuff for me
Everybody stand back fifty feet
Just incase this heads your way
Cause I'd hate to see you lose a hand
On Independence Day