(Parody of A Face In the Crowd by Tom Petty)


Before you take bids
Before you break ground
Put it some other place
In some other town
We don't want
The jail in our town
We don't want
Jail in our town
Thugs on the street
Lurking around
Don't want no jail in our town

We interrupt our program to bring you this special bulletin. Woodinville officials report that a pear robbed a fruit store today. Police think it was an inside job.

When outlaws escape
They'll never be found
They'll be droppin' the soap
We'll be bendin' down
We don't want
Jail in our town
We don't want
Jail in our town
Loose on the street
Danger abounds

Redmond officials still searching today for two escaped cereal killers. Tony the Tiger and Cap'n Crunch remain at large, and are considered dangerous, especially to children. Police spokesperson describes the pair as Fruit Loops. If you see these men, pour warm milk on them and call 9-1-1 immediately.

Jail in our town
Jail in our town
Jail in our town