(Parody of Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes)


The story's now been told
It was a big surprise
She's only two years old
She came from Jesse Jackson's thighs
Was a tabloid story
Jesse should have thought twice
He really had us snowed
Just like Billy Clinton's lies

He betrayed her
When he laid her
Then the tabloids
Came and paid her
It's atrocious
Should'a had the common
Sense to wear a Trojan
Too bad out of wedlock
Came a surprise
She's got Jesse Jackson's eyes

You do not like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them Sam I Am
I could not would not on a boat
I will not will not with a goat
I will not eat them in the rain
And I will not eat them on a train
Not in the dark not on a tree
Not in a cart you let me be
I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
I will not eat them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like green eggs and ham