(Parody of Green Acres Theme)

Jim Baker is my name that's me
High livin' was the life for me
Then Jessica Hahn testified
Do you think Manhattan's
A big enough place to hide
No Palm Springs is where I'd rather stay
I'll keep the house you move away
It's bad enough we're losing all our dough
Jimmy I love you but the centerfold's got to go
Hotels
Oh Swell
The courts
Divorce
You are my wife
What a waste of a life
The Baker's need your prayers