(Parody of Lady Madonna by The Beatles)

Sean and Madonna
Beauty and the beast
The honeymoon is over
To say the least

He gets his manners
From Larry Shep and Moe
She used to strip
But now she's Marilyn Monroe

Friday night their love is never-ending
Sunday night Madonna say's they're done
Monday night his court case is Sean- pending
Ain't marriage fun

Sean and Madonna
Love-hate relationship
He'd be loving her
And she just can't stand him

Tuesday night they're fighting in the kitchen
Wednesday morning wrestling in the den
Thursday night it's her behind he's kissing
Ain't marriage fun

Sean and Madonna
A marriage made in Hell
She can't sing to save her life
And he can't spell