(Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)


It was many years ago of course
Sgt. Billy gave us MS DOS
MS DOS is going out of style
But his Windows' makin' quite a pile
Now he's got a treat for you
The Beatles after all these years
Sgt. Billy's awesome Net Show Band

We're pluggin' Microsoft and Net Show man
'Cause Billy gave us lots of dough
We're rollin' like the Net Show bit stream man
That couldn't get the Rolling Stones

Squeezin' through the phone
And streamin' to your home
It's Sgt. Billy's awesome Net Show Band

We took a chance to be here
We're sendin' you the bill
You're such a geeky audience
We'd like to go online with you
We'd love to play some tunes

We got audio and video
And our boss he might like to know
We've come along way since the game of Pong
And our streaming's gonna scream along
So let me introduce to you
A wonder for your eyes and ears
Sgt. Billy's awesome Net Show Band
Yeah