(Parody of Centerfield by John Fogerty)

Well he quit his job
And dropped the phone
And ditched his fiancée
There's ball again
And players on the field
Around the third and puffin' for home
It's a middle-aged garbage man
Anyone can understand the way he feels

Ah suit me up coach
I think I can play
Okay
Fly me in coach
I'll study the game
All the plays
I'll play free
Just to be
Near the field

He's got his high school glove
A K-Mart bat
Got a brand-new pair of shoes
He said his age was under thirty but lied
You can watch him fall and drop the ball
And blame it on the sun
And he'll probably break his leg
The first time he tries to slide

Ah put me in coach
I think I can hit today
Put me in coach
I'm ready to pay
To play
Look at me
Just like Griffey
Centerfield