(Parody of Taking Care of Business by Bachman Turner Overdrive)


All right!
Yeah!

Well I'm happy and I'm gay just a laughin' all the way
And my close friends they all call me Santa Claus
I work with lots of elves always jibberin' to themselves
Like livin' in the Wizard of Oz

Well my face is really hairy and I'm dressed up like a fairy
I'm so fat I can't get out my own way
I really can't deny it I'll be goin' on a diet
Or I won't get off the ground in my sleigh

I'll be takin' care of Christmas
Every day
Takin' care of Christmas
Where's my pay?
Takin' care of Christmas
It's OK
Takin' care of Christmas
Each and every day

All right!

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Well I got so many toys ordered by the girls and boys
That I'm gonna fire all the reindeer
I figure what the heck who needs Rudolf go high tech?
I'll just use a stealth bomber this year

And I'll be takin' care of Christmas
Bombs away
Takin' care of Christmas
It's OK
Takin' care of Christmas
Every night
Takin' care of Christmas
I'm workin' all the time
Takin' care of Christmas
Every day
Takin' care of Christmas
It's OK
Takin' care of Christmas
Every day
Takin' care of Christmas
I'm jolly all the way
All right!
Takin' care of Christmas
Takin' care of Christmas
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Takin' care of Christmas
Takin' care of Christmas...