(Parody of Band On The Run by Paul McCartney & Wings)

Stuck inside these cave walls
Hidin' for the winter
Dinnertime is no fun
Mice again
We're screwed
Osama
Screwed

If we ever get out of here
Maybe work in a mall someday
Get some Yankee prosperity
Honestly we need a shave
If I ever get out of here
If he ever gets out of there

Well the bombs exploded with a mighty crash
As we shouted holy dung
Well the first one fled
And the second one said
Taliban's on the run
They banned all the fun
Looks like Bin Laden's done
Taliban's on the run
Burkhas come undone
Bin Ladin's got the runs
Taliban's finally done