(Parody of Glamour Boys by Living Coulour)

The little boys
They owe it all to Carson
Johnny owes it all to his ex-wives
But one is dancin'
Always smilin'
The little boys must breakin' out in hives
Cuz he's the guy that blows the doors off of Sajak
David Letterman is hanging by a thread
The other hosts
They can't fill his boxers
Cuz he's the guy with teeth like Mr. Ed

My name's Arsenio
That's French
My name's Arsenio
Hoo hoo hoo hoo
I ain't no Letterman
Esai
My name's Arsenio

My name's Arsenio
That's French
My name's Arsenio
Hoo hoo hoo hoo
I ain't no Letterman
Esai
My name's Arsenio
Yeah yeah

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