(Parody of Take It to the Limit by The Eagles)

All alone at the end of the concert
When the bright lights had faded away
I'll be thinking bout the money I wasted
The cash that I blew
You know I used to like The Eagles
So they're gonna' shake me down
For a big chunk of change
Guess I'll just shell it out
But the songs I've heard lately
They should have thrown em out
They burned em out
They're sounding awful lame
So put me in a court seat
Blow my big wad
On a ticket to The Eagles
One more time
Take me to the cleaners
For a ticket to The Eagles
So you can pay off your Beamers
One more time
So put me through the ringer
And take me to the cleaners
For a ticket to The Eagles
One more time