(Parody of Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash)


I hear those kids a-comin' it's Halloween again
And I ain't got no goodies I'm outta M&Ms
I'm stuck inside this dark house doorbell keeps ringin' on
But those monsters keep on comin' traipsin' across my lawn

When I was just a young boy my mamma dressed my up
Put me in a pink dress kids called me Buttercup
But I punched a kid for laughin' just to watch him cry
Now when I hear that doorbell ringin' turn out the lights and hide

I know they're only younguns I shouldn't get upset
But they set a bad of dog doo-doo ablaze on my front steps
I'm stuck inside this dark house doorbell keeps ringin' on
And I wish those pesky varmints would just leave me alone