(Parody of Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland)


Grab your coats and your ski caps
Drag your boots to your knee caps
And shovel that snow Alaska hello
Walkin' in a winter wonderland

Go to bed dream of Nassau
To the head freeze your buns off
And here's the big chill your new heating bill
Welcome to the winter wonderland

I think I'll hop a flight to Acapulco
And sip a margarita oh so slow
Or maybe I'll just rent a Winnebago
And go someplace there isn't yellow snow

I paid a kid to clear the driveway
Which I slid out of sideways
And totaled my van so now here I am
Walkin' in a winter wonderland

Now there's a house for sale among the snow banks
The agent says the view compares to none
He asked me if I'd buy it I said "No. thanks.
I'll find a place that overlooks the sun"

It's a great place to visit
But what's so quaint about a blizzard?
So suckers, goodbye here's mud in your eye
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
Walkin' in a winter wonderland