(Parody of Remedy by Black Crows)

Baby baby I been feelin' ill
I've been watchin' it
I think I've had my fill
My doctor told me I got cataracts
Watchin' MTV and drinking Yukon Jack

When I turn off the TV screen
I see M.C. Hammer in my dreams
If I had just one wish somehow
I'd mess with Julie Brown
Watchin' too much MTV
Can't turn it off
Can't get enough to please me
I'm watchin' MTV
Never learned my ABC's
I'm a genius on MTV
Never been a real good employee
Woooaaaaahhhhh