(Parody of California Girls by The Beach Boys)


Well East Side girls are rich
They've got their noses in the air
And Tacoma girls with the way they smell
They knock me out when I'm down there

Puyallup farmer's daughter's got a great big appetite
And with Lynnwood girls you can never miss
They keep their daddies up all night

I wish they all could be West Seattle girls
I wish they all could be West Seattle girls
I wish they all could be West Seattle girls

The beach don't get much sunshine
But the girls still got a tan
I dig a thong bikini and a Rainier Beer
They're playing V-Ball in the sand

I've been all around the Puget Sound
And I've loved all kinds of girls
But when I want the best I take the freeway west
Back to the cutest girls in the world

Half naked girls!

I wish they all could be West Seattle girls
I wish they all could be West Seattle girls
I wish they all could be West Seattle girls

You'll get some Space Needle tonight for sure!

I wish they all could be West Seattle girls
I wish they all could be West Seattle girls
I wish they all could be West Seattle girls...
Northwest girls