(Parody of Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent)

Well the Mariners are in and it sure feels good
They've never been in a race
If the California Angels kept the bat to the wood
They mighta not been last place
I had the Wild Card Fever
Now I'm pennant chase dreamer
At first I didn't think California would fold
But they been playin' pretty piss poor
When I grab the morning paper and I look at the score
We gotta sweep us two more
I had theWild Card Fever
Wild Card Fever
Now I'm a long shot believer
Pennant chase dreamer
Ken Griffey's dangerous
He feels no pain
That Douglas wuss is strange
You know we gotta if win every game
We gotta hope and pray
Pray the other teams go lame

I have the Wild Card Fever
Now I 'm a pennant chase dreamer
Wild Card Fever
Which ever one is easier