(Parody of Should I Stay or Should I Go? by The Clash)

Whooooh
Alright

Smulyean you've got to let us know
Will you stay or will you go
If you go that would be fine
Just leave our baseball team behind
Smulyean you've got to let us know
Will they play or will they blow

We're sayin' please please please
We'll even get down on our knees
We'll help you get into the black
But we will never help you pack
Smulyean you've got to let us know
Will they stay or will they go

Will they stay or go now
They say the grass is always greener
Will they play or will they blow now
And Tampa Bay's a bunch of wieners
If you go it would be sleazy
No one said it would be easy
So come on and let us know
We'll try to come up with the dough
Will you play or will you blow