(Parody of With or Without You by U2)

Light the coals out on the porch
Feeling like a human torch
I hate to cook

All the smoke goes in my eyes
And the yard is full of flies
I hate these cookouts
And you grill your steak fillets
And you grill your burgers gray
And you grill and you grill and you grill your life away
With a hibachi
With a hibachi
With a hibachi
With a hibachi

All the children screaming in my ears
Who flicked ashes in my beer
While I was cooking
With a hibachi
With a hibachi
And you grill
And you grill
And you grill
The steaks away
And you grill
And you grill
And you grill
Your life away