(Parody of Smoking In the Boys Room by Mötley Crüe)

Let me ask you something'You ever have one of those days when everything seems to go wrong? I mean you know, like I been playing football the other day, I didn't know my chin strap from my jock strap. They been kickin' my butt up and down the field I tell you, all I do is be lookin' for a place to hide. Let me tell you something about it.


Sitting in the locker room
Smelling really bad
We blew the game in overtime
The coach is really mad
In comes the press
A great bunch of guys
I scratch myself and turn around
And boy am I surprised

Women in the locker room
Ladies in the men's room
None of us are decent
There's no place to hide
Everybody knows that women ain't aloud inside

Hidin' in the back til' they say the coast is clear
Sittin' in the stalls cuz they don't dare come in here
Wait a couple of minutes
We'll give you a call
We're big guys on the field
But in here we're pretty small

Women in the locker room
Ladies in the men's room
None of us are decent
There's no place to hide
Everybody knows that women ain't aloud inside
Whoa let's go


Women in the locker room
Ladies in the men's room
None of us are decent
There's no place to hide
Everybody knows that women ain't aloud inside
Get outta here