(Parody of You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker)

You are so pitiful
To me
Your life's unlivable
To me
Can't you see
Your girlfriends always dump you
You can't find work for beans
You are so pitiful
To me
You're sad and miserable
You dink
Look like an unsinkable
You stink
That's what I think
You're a washout man
A loser now
And a bum you'll always be
You are so pitiful
To me