Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear
I´m not doing anything

I´m gonna kick my feet up,
then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on,
throw my hand in my pants
Nobody´s gonna tell me I can´t
(Naah)

I´ll be lounging on a couch,
just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me
how to Douggie
Cuz in my castle
I´m the freakin man

Ooooh
Yes i said it
I said it
I said it cuz I can

Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doing anything
(Nothing at all)

Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo

Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90x,
meet a really nice girl,
have some really nice sex
And she´s gonna scream out
this is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaah

I might mess around
and get my college degree,
I bet my old man will be so proud of me,
but sorry paps you´ll just have to wait

Ooooh
Yes i said it
I said it
I said it cuz I can

Today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doing anything

Noo, I ain´t gonna comb by hair,
cuz I ain´t going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no, ooh

I´ll just strut in my birthday suit,
and let everything hang loose

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeeeaaah

Oooh, today I don´t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don´t feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I´m not doing anything

(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)
Whoohoo, whoohoooo
(Nothing at all)