[Verse 1]
Old man sunshine, listen, you
Don't you tell me dreams come true
Just try it and I'll start a riot
Beatrice Fairfax, don't you dare
Ever tell me, he will care
I'm certain, it's the final curtain
I never wanna hear
From any cheerful Pollyannas
Who tell you fate supplies a mate
It's all bananas

[Verse 2]
They're writing songs of love
But not for me
A lucky star's above
But not for me
With love to lead the way
I found more clouds of gray
Than any Russian play
Could guarantee
I was a fool to fall
And get that way
Hi-ho, alas, and al—
So, lack-a-day
But still I can't dismiss
The memory of his kiss
I guess he's not for me

[Verse 3]
He's knocking on a door
But not for me
Hе'll plan a two-by-four
But not for me
I've heard that lovе's a game
I'm puzzled just the same
Was I the moth or flame?
I'm all at sea
It started off so swell
This "Let's pretend"
It all began so well
But what an end
The climax of a plot
Should be a marriage knot
But there's no knot for me