Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those jerks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning, but they fought with expert timing

There was funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
Its an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
For my friend, aint you a stiff, then Im kickin from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning, but they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billie Jim and little Sammy John
He said, here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now were into a brandnew trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning, but they did it with expert timing

Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning, make sure you have expert timing

Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...