No way, how could it be?
My girlfriend was just raped by a tree!
And now the evil's coming after me!
Cause the book of the dead put a curse on me!

We'll swallow your soul
We'll swallow your soul
We'll swallow your soul
We'll swallow your soul
OH NO YOU WONT!

I'm gonna chop chop chop chop chop off my hand
It's posessed by the evil dead
It will be over before too long
Cause we'll all be dead by dawn!

They say I'll be dead by dawn!
Well, I'm gonna have to say "Bring it on!"
And there'll be blood shed for all
I gotta replace my hand with a chainsaw!

We'll swallow your soul
We'll swallow your soul
We'll swallow your soul
We'll swallow your soul
OH NO YOU WONT!

I'm gonna chop chop chop chop chop off my hand
It's posessed by the evil dead
It will be over before too long
Cause we'll all be dead by dawn!

I'm gonna chop chop chop chop chop off my hand
It's posessed by the evil dead
It will be over before too long
Cause we'll all be dead...by... dawn!

We'll swallow your soul
We'll swallow your soul
OH NO YOU WONT!

I'm gonna chop chop chop chop chop off my hand
It's posessed by the evil dead
It will be over before too long
Cause we'll all be dead by dawn!

I'm gonna chop chop chop chop chop off my hand
It's posessed by the evil dead
It will be over before too long
Cause we'll all be dead...dead by dawn!