Butt-Head
Oooo
Huh-huh-huh
Come to Butt-Head
Huh-huh-huh

Beavis
Heh-heh-m-heh-heh!

Butt-Head
Come a little closer (Closer)
Let me touch you, huh-huh-huh (Let me touch you)
That would be cool, huh-huh-huh (Let me feel you)
Let me feel you near me, huh-huh-huh (So near me)

Beavis
Heh-heh, yeah! Let me feel you! (Oh yeah)

Butt-Head
I would like, do something that really sucks
For your love, huh-huh-huh

Beavis
Heh-heh-m-heh-heh!

Butt-Head
(For your love) I would like, do homework and stuff

Beavis
(I'd do) Wussie. Heh-heh-heh!

Butt-Head
For your love

(Come to my love) Come to Butt-Head
(Come closer to my love) Huh-huh-huh!
(Come to my love) Come a little closer

Beavis
(Come closer to my love) Heh-heh-heh, yeah. Yeah! Closer. Closer! Heh-heh-heh!

Butt-Head
(Say baby) Shut up, Beavis! Huh-huh-huh!
(Baby) Baby, if I like, gave you some money
(Money money money money) Would you make out with me? Huh-huh-huh!
(Money) That would be cool! Huh-huh-huh!

Beavis
Yeah! Yeah! Heh-heh-heh! I've got 75 cents! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah!

Butt-Head
And I've got like, 50 cents
So that would be... uh... uh... like, uh... ya know, like... like a dollar

(Come to my love) Come to Butt-Head
(Come closer to my love) Huh-huh-huh!
(Come to my love) Come a little closer to me
(Come closer to my love) Huh-huh-huh!
(Hey baby) Hey, baby
(Do you want to) Uh, wanna, uh, do it? Huh-huh-huh!

Beavis
Yeah! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Yeah, you wanna do it? Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Heh-heh-heh! That
Would be cool! Heh-heh-heh!

Butt-Head
Baby, every part of me
Wants to be touching every part of you

Beavis
Hey, Butt-Head, what time is it? I think "Cops" is on. They're gonna show some domestic disputes and stuff

Butt-Head
I just wanna feel every part of me
Touching every part of you, huh-huh-huh
Especially your thingies, huh-huh-huh

Beavis
Oh yeah, yeah! Heh-heh-heh! Thingies! Heh-heh-heh! Thingies!

Butt-Head
That would be cool, huh-huh-huh
(Forever)
(Forever, baby, forever)
(Forever, baby, forever)
Ya know, baby, huh-huh-huh
I just wanna feel myself - uh, huh-huh-huh

Beavis
Heh-heh-heh! Yeah, feel myself! Heh-heh-heh! Me too! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Yeah! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Heh-heh-heh!

Butt-Head
(Come to my love) Come to Butt-Head
(Come closer to my love) Huh-huh-huh!
(Come to my love) Come a little closer
(Come closer to my love) Huh-huh-huh!
Uh, I'm like, a doctor, huh-huh
Uh, an orthodontist, huh
I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know
Take off your clothes, huh-huh-huh

Beavis
Yeah, heh-heh! Me too! Heh-heh-heh! I'm a doctor, too! Heh-heh-heh! Like Bones. Heh-heh! Bones, I've got an injured crewman!

Butt-Head
Shut up, Beavis! I was about to score!

Beavis
Oh yeah. No way, Butt-Head! You were just gonna like, spank your monkey. Heh-heh-heh! Yeah!

Butt-Head
Huh-huh-huh! That would've been cool! Huh-huh-huh!
Sometimes you have to like, act like a wuss, ya know, to get chicks and stuff. Huh-huh-huh!

Beavis
Yeah! Heh-heh-heh! But it's like, you always act like a wuss, and you never get any chicks

Butt-Head
Yeah, because your butt-munch ass is always hanging around. Huh-huh-huh!

Beavis
Oh yeah. Heh-heh-heh!

Butt-Head
Huh-huh-huh! Let's go do something cool. Huh-huh-huh!

Beavis
Yeah! Yeah! Let's go like, break something!

Butt-Head
Yeah. Huh-huh-huh! That's a good idea. Huh-huh-huh!

Beavis
Yeah! Heh-heh-heh! Let's break stuff! Break it! Break it! Break it! Heh-heh-heh! Breakin' the law, breakin' the law! Heh-heh-heh!