One-two-three-four

Who writes this shit?
There's no obligation
Who likes this shit?
Out of desperation
I know that I'm
One day going to
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga
In front of you

There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
There are no cool people, no cool people in my band
There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
We hate those phony motherfuckers, can't you fucking understand?

Come help me out
All of these years, what have you seen?
So pretty, so ugly
And everything in between
Now, Poseidon's jewels
Long may they glitter the ocean
And everybody sing together now
We're gonna get our hearts broken
And

There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
There are no cool people, no cool people in my band
There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
We hate those phony mothers, you get that, you get that?

There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
There are no cool people, no cool people in my band
There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
We hate those phony mothers, you get that, we get that?

I mean, no tattoos
I mean, no celebrity girlfriends
No tight black clothes
What do you want me to do?
Turn up in a pair of shades and pout?
Pout
Ah, surely do love watching that stuff kick itself
Let's talk about algorithms
So many people stream me, uh!

There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
There are no cool people, no cool people in my band
There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
We hate those phony mothers, you get that, you get that?

There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
There are no cool people, no cool people in my band
There are no cool people, no cool people in this band
We hate those phony motherfuckers, can't you fucking understand?