Ohhh Yeah!
Well I'm the vegetable man I don't pleed with a thing
Yes I'm the vegetable man I pawn my high school ring
I think that Clinton's a crook I think that politics stinks
I haven't read any books don't care what any 1 thinks
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
Yes I'm the vegetable man

See my apartment
Feel my diocese
Fondle my carrot & give it a squeeze
Ahahahah forgive my potatoes & pardon my peas
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
Ooohhh I'm the vegetable man

My dad was a worker
My mom was his wife and it was millions of taxes that spoiled there life
I think that something is brewing 'cause I'm kicking the dog
Got a whiff of the future but I might be wrong
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
I grow through vines and pots 'cause I'm the vegetable man
I sell my seeds to the God 'cause I'm the vegetable man
Ooohhh vegetable man

See my apartment
Feel my diocese
Fondle my carrot & give it a squeeze
Ahahahah forgive my potatoes & pardon my peas
'Cause I'm the vegetable man
Ooohhh I'm the vegetable man

You don't know me and I'm damn sure I don't know you
Doesn't matter if you think I am
I am a dream that I am real and I can rivet and squeal
I'll take you higher then you been w/o drugs
It's in my music you can feel it in my words
I know you're hungry for the hero but your luck is batting zero
'Cause the music now is mainly for the birds

Who can you turn to? Where can you run?

The vegetable man is having all the fun and I'll be glad to tell ya what to feel

'Cause I'm the vegetable man I grow threw vines and pods
I sell my peeps to the gods
Yes cause I'm the vegetable man
Take it, Bucky
ROCKIN'
Summersquash, hot house cucumbers

Whooaaaah !!!