I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley
in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

I fucked Alabama
I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis
with a twelve-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

(3x)
It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down