Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin

I’ve fucked Minny Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley’s little girl
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner, it won’t go down

(Chorus)

It won’t go down, it won’t go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won’t go down
It won’t go down, it won’t go down
My cuntry boner, it won’t go down

I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him

(Chorus)

Group… sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won’t go down

Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers farted grass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can’t help it….