VERSE 1:
Twentyone years and you answer the call, hollywood screams from your bedroom wall
You can't get away from the thrill of it all yeah

PRE-CHORUS:
Bye bye baby and get me out of here I'm done!
Go go crazy, you ain't foolin' anyone!

CHORUS:
You can't sing, can't dance, can't fit in your pants
You're a bad actress!
You can't work, can't walk, you gotta learn how to talk
You're a bad actress!

VERSE 2:
Come on down, and walk the moonlit mile
You got the perfect teeth, you got the perfect smile

You do it all wrong but you do it in style! oh yeah

PRE-CHORUS:
Bye bye baby and get me out of here I'm done!
Go go crazy, you ain't foolin' anyone!

CHORUS:
You can't sing, can't dance, can't fit in your pants
You're a bad actress!
You can't work, can't walk, you gotta learn how to talk
You're a bad actress!
You can't weep, can't rock, gotta learn how to fuck
You're a bad actress!
You're too cold, too old and you should've been told
You're a bad actress!

-Guitar Solo- 1:37-2:17

PRE-CHORUS:
Bye bye baby and get me out of here I'm done!
Go go crazy, you ain't foolin' anyone!

CHORUS:
You can't sing, can't dance, can't fit in your pants
You're a bad actress!
You can't work, can't walk, you gotta learn how to talk
You're a bad actress!
You can't weep, can't rock, gotta learn how to fuck
You're a bad actress!
You're too cold, too old and you should've been told
You're a bad actress!

OUTRO:
Oh yeah (bad actress)
Oh (bad actress)
No good (bad actress)
Too bad (bad actress)
Oh what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?