Well, you heard of The Shake and The Boogaloo
The Mashed Potato and The Hoochie Coo
You heard of The Twist and The Funky Chicken, too
Well, here's a new dance that's gonna teach you to do

Here's the first dance, and it's really easy
Well, it's kind of hard work, and it's called The Wheezy
You just run on the spot as fast as you can go
And when you get tired you just puff and blow
And do The Wheezy, baby
Do The Wheezy, baby
Do The Wheezy, baby
Everybody get up and dance, c'mon

Here's another dance that I think you'll like
You stand still and do nothing, and it's called The Strike
You don't have to use your body, ain't it a groove?
You just wait until someone else makes the first move
Do The Strike, baby
Do The Strike, baby
Do The Strike, baby
Everybody get up and dance, c'mon

Here's a brand new dance with a brand new angle
It's the very last waltz, and it's called The Dangle
You tie a rope 'round your neck, and you stand on a chair
Then you kick it away, and you're dancing on air
Do The Dangle, baby
Do The Dangle, baby
Do The Dangle, baby
Everybody get up and swing
Do The Dangle, baby
Do The Dangle, baby
Do The Dangle, baby
Everybody get up and scream, c'mon