There's
A new sensation
A fabulous creation
A danceable solution
To teenage revolution
Do the Strand love
When you feel love
It's the new way
That's why we say
Do the Strand
Do it
On the tables
Quaglino's place
Or Mabel's
Slow and gentle

Sentimental
All styles
Served here
Louis Seize
He prefer
Laissez-faire
Le Strand
Tired
Of the tango
Fed up
With fandango
Dance
On moonbeams
Slide
On rainbows
In furs
Or blue jeans
You know
What I mean
Do the Strand

Had your fill
Of Quadrilles
The Madison
And cheap thrills
Bored
With the Beguine
The samba
Isn't your scene
They're
Playing our tune
By the pale moon
We're incognito
Down the Lido
And we like
The Strand
Arabs at oasis
Eskimos
And Chinese

If you feel blue
Look through
Who's Who
See La Goulue
And Nijinsky
Do the Strandsky
Weary of the Waltz
And mashed
Potato schmaltz
Rhododendron
Is a nice flower
Evergreenin'
It lasts forever
But it
Can't beat
Strand power
The Sphynx
And Mona Lisa
Lolita
And Guernica
Did the (drum)
Strand