Chips and beans, strawberries and cream
Torvill and Dean, know what I mean
They go so well together
Wooster and Jeeves, red wine and cheese
The two Ronnies, four candles please
Stay with me forever
The birds and bees, Adam and Eve
Adam and Steve and Eve and Eve
As long as we're all together

There's been Itchy, there's been Scratchy
There's even Sting and Shaggy
So lets make a legally binding pact
That we stick together and not look back
I know we can get this one back on track
'Cause we make a damn good double act
Yeah, we make a damn good double act

Queen and Bowie, Tenacious D
Dick Dastardly and his mutt Muttley
They'll be friends forever
Homer and Bart, Wayne and Garth
Little and large, they made me laugh
Just like birds of a feather
Pam and Tommy, Tom and Jerry
Ben and Jerry's cookie dough cream
It's, oh, so good together

Where there's Mulder there was Skully
Where there's Cher there was Sonny
So lets make a legally binding pact
That we stick together and not look back
I know we can get this one back on track
'Cause we make a damn good double act
Yeah, we make a damn good double act

When Harry met Sally
When Noah wrote to Ally
When Danny danced with Sandy
Megan and Prince Harry
They won't be, and not slightly as good as you and me could be

Maybe so, so lets make a legally binding pact
That we stick together and not look back
I know we can get this one back on track
'Cause we make a damn good double act
Yeah, we make a damn good double act