I know you can't understand my words
I bet you wish I had left
I walk and fumble but I'm still causing trouble
Because I'm drunk as shit

Sorry that I pissed on your couch
Sometimes shit gets out of control
The last thing that I remember
Was something kinda clever
Like calling you an asshole

Now do me a favor
And get the last one out of the freezer

The sun is up, still drunk
Talking shit, don't give a fuck
Raid the fridge, ate your food
Party like a total dude
People say I will regret it when I get my hangover
I'd regret it even more if I spend the night sober

At war with earth, nothing I fear
Weed, speed metal, liquor and beer!

Drunk as shit!
Drunk as shit!