We care a lot
About disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
About Los Angeles falling in the sea
About starvation and the food that Live Aid bought
About disease, baby, Rock Hudson, Rock...Yeah!

We care a lot
About the gamblers and the pushers and the freaks
About the people who live off the street
About the welfare of all the boys and girls
About you people cause we're out to save the world

Yeah!

And it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it!

We care a lot
About the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines
About the NY, SF, and LAPD
About you people, about your guns
About the wars you're fighting
Gee, that looks like fun

We care a lot
About the Cabbage Patch, The Smurfs, and DMC
About Madonna and we cop for Mr.T
About the little things, the bigger things we top
About you people, yeah, you bet we care a lot

And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it....