•Parody of "The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy)" by Simon & Garfunkel

Don't want to sound too crass
And please don't think I've got no class
Just showing my testosterone
Nothin's more fun than feelin' boobies
Feelin' boobies

Hello headlights how's it goin'
You really got my juices flowin'
Ain't no signs of gravity
Nothin's as fun feelin' boobies
Give me boobies

They're a nice pair to see so wonderful to meet
From a 42 D to a 30 petite
And with whipped cream on top they're a heck of treat
Nothin's more fun than feelin' boobies
Feelin' boobies
Dig those boobies
Lovely boobies