How long have you been on hold
Makes you want somebody to hold
Right outside your window I was dancing
I wore that wig I wore that dress
Guess I thought you'd be impressed
You just rolled your eyes and shut the shades

And it wouldn't be the first time
And it won't be the last
I know you love me enough to tell me
When I'm acting like an ass

We'll just call it a freak accident
All my money spent
Can't help myself daydreaming
Freak accident
Lack of common sense
We'll just call it a freak accident

I screwed up a few things in my life
Maybe even screwed em up twice
Every now and then somebody's counting
And again I'm still alive
Somehow manage to survive
But that ain't nothing, but an answer

And my little stumbles started out as a child
And I got a little steam to blow off
So please excuse me if I seem too wild

We'll just call it a freak accident
All my money spent
Can't help myself daydreaming
A freak accident
Lack of common sense
We'll just call it a freak accident

Even when I'm feeling down
Look in the mirror and see a clown
When I look away I'm always happy
And I know you're a misfit too
That's my favorite part of you
Even at the fair you can get lucky

And this time I know I'm right
Oh, I've known all along
Gotta admit it's pretty far and few between
To worry about if something should go wrong

We'll just call it a freak accident
All my money spent
Can't help myself daydreaming
A freak accident
Lack of common sense
We'll just call it a freak accident