If you are not drunk or high on some sort of medical marijuana, this will not be funny in any sort of way. In fact it's just gonna be stupid

There's aliens down on the floor
There's FR3TÖ F33T, she comes for more

Khaos in the air tonight
That's FR3TÖ fright
Diablo pounding down my door
The FR3TÖ four
We got ourselves in this fix
The FR3TÖ mix
Trolling with no shame
A FR3TÖ Lay

Santa Clause and Mother Goose
The Cruel-Aid Man, The juice is loose
Bunny, quick, there's belly beans
All-berry crunch set out for sea
Mac sad-death fries in almond silk
Queen vitamin drinks, chocolate milk
There's aliens down on the floor
There's FR3TÖ F33T, she comes for more

FR3TÖ crops that turned to dust - A FR3TÖ must
The kazoo that takes her down to FR3TÖ-Town
The horns they crank that sound makes FR3TÖ frown
FR3TÖ F33T no more - - the FR3TÖ whore

Santa Clause and Mother Goose
The Cruel-Aid Man, The juice is loose
Bunny, quick, there's belly beans
All-berry crunch set out for sea
Mac sad-death fries in almond silk
Queen vitamin drinks, chocolate milk
There's aliens down on the floor
There's FR3TÖ F33T, she comes for more