(Parody of Go Now by The Moody Blues)

I tried to kiss her
Goodnight
Then I tried to score
Then she said
You better go now
No chance
No way
No how
I don't know why
After all
I took her out to dinner
But she said I was a real winner
She buttoned up her blouse
then she kicked me in the gonads
Gonads
Gonads
Gonads
Oooh you should have seen my cry
Now I can hardly walk now
Oohh
I see I was a real jerk now
Whoa

I treat her with respect so she won't kick me
in the gonads