I been to London, and I been to France
Tell all them county girls they ain't got a chance
Yeah, I said yeah, yeah, yeah

And I been to the bottom, and I been on top
Keep ya ass outta Hollywood, player, 'cause the train don't stop
Yeah, I said yeah, yeah, yeah

Ya gotta leave it on the table down in Handcuff County, yeah

Slippin' into downtown, I headed 'cross the tracks
Don't come creepin' here, weekend boy, you ain't got a chance
Yeah, I said yeah, yeah, yeah

I was born on the bad side, 12 years in the clink
And I was kicking too much ass, done made my feets stink
Yeah, I said yeah, yeah, yeah

Stupid is as stupid was when ya living on the drink
Now I wanna come home to ya, woman, tell me what ya think?
"Yeah", she said, "Hell, hell yeah"

And then she caught me like a rabbit, and she threw me in the pot
She said, "I got 16 more, boy, what the hell have you got?"
Damn! I said damn! Damn!

Ya gotta leave it all behind down in Handcuff County, yeah