I bought a ticket on the metro,
My mind working all in retro,
I took a briefcase, I took a book,
Gotta know how it's gonna look,


There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!!


And in the tunnels deep underground,
Other people try not to look around,
What is happening? Where am I?
Beneath this hat and collar and tie?


There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!!