[Verse 1]
Welcome to my haunted house
I live here alone, ain't no one else
It's the last house at the end of the block
My friends all disappeared one by one

[Pre-Chorus]
The cracks in the windows and the spiders, they crawl
Across the lattice from 1924
Life is too sweet, yeah, and life is too short
And there's nowhere to fall

[Chorus]
And I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore
I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore

[Verse 2]
There's a painting on the wall
I see its eyes watching me as I walk on down the hall
Nobody stops to write, nobody calls
My friends all disappear, they all got lost

[Pre-Chorus]
The cracks in the window and the spiders, they crawl
Across the lattice from 1924
Life is too sweet, man, and life is too short
And there's nowhere to fall

[Chorus]
And I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore
I don't want to live in this haunted house anymore