(Parody of While My Guitar Gently Weeps by The Beatles)


A crook in the home
Near the bed while I'm sleeping
Passed my guitar gently creeps
The next thing I saw
There was stabbing and screaming
So now my chest gently bleeds

I don't know why
No one was alerted
The watchdog just slept through
Thank God my wife
Somewhat controlled you
She knows a little kung fu

The doc says I'm well
And I'm glad I'm not dying
But my career is past its peak
In every record store
My CDs they'll be buying
Cuz I was stabbed by this freak