[Instrumental]

[Verse 1]
Brothers, never discount a Tuesday
You’d better spring for a good hotel
You got to keep the talent starry eyed, yeah
If you wanna keep ringin’ a bell, yeah
It ain’t no theory, it’s the law, boy
And while the dabblers keep douchin’ around
Old Eisenhower’s got his candle lit, baby
A couple hours ’fore he rolls into town

[Pre-Chorus]
Roll right into town
Roll right into town
Roll right into town

[Chorus]
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

[Verse 2]
I spend too much time chewin’ bubblegum
You 'bout to spoil your old appetite
Well I just reach in the hole of my enthusiastic soul
And I show ‘em why they call me the creep
How’s about a little camp fire, ladies?
What say we sing a few songs?
We got music and mirth and we got peace on this earth
And I’m certain we all can get along

[Pre-Chorus]
We all can get along
We all can get along
We all can get along

[Bridge]
Cynthia and Jerry's got a message they‘re sayin’
All of you squares go home
I say goddamn, I’m the luckiest man
Come on and all sing along

[Chorus]
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

[Outro]
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby
Hallelujah, baby