We're hiding in plain sight
Have no need for walls
Take a good look around you
You'll see nothing at all

There's an urgent, pressing problem
Occupies your hearts and minds
See it every night on your TV
Read about it in The Times

Whilst somewhere deep behind the lines
In view but lost to sight
Lie myriad atrocities
That never see the light

There's a big gap in the market
We developed it ourselves
Pushed and prodded the demand
And now it's flying off the shelves

It's a test of comprehension every day
Distorted through a mirrored lens
I-spy the puppet master staring back at me
The actors dancing in his hands

There's a theory on the web today
Cast as conspiracy and fright...
Cast as conspiracy...
Define conspiracy...
Go on, define conspiracy...