[Intro: All]
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[Verse 1: Stu Mackenzie]
Well, I'm sweating
And I'm puttin' lipstick on
Happy in mud
I'm going the whole hog

[Chorus: Stu Mackenzie]
When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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[Verse 2: Stu Mackenzie, All]
Take my gift
It's made of mud
A masterpiece, a work of art (A masterpiece of art)
Take back your coin
For I have no use
I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud)
But I'm in a puddle (I'm in a puddle)
I'm casting pearls before me (I'm casting pearls)
I'm on your back (I made a silk purse)
I made a silk purse from my ears (From my ears)

[Chorus: Stu Mackenzie]
When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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[Interlude: Ambrose Kenny-Smith]
Here piggy, piggy, piggy

[Bridge: Ambrose Kenny-Smith, All]
Callin' out my battlecry
Tryna find my partner in crime
Tryna woo the sow in the heat
Woo, pig, sooie
I wanna wine and dine you
I want a pearl swine
Here to turn down this bacon to make you mine
Help, hell freezes over
When the fat lady sings till she's blue in the face
What if the rabbit eats the king cobra?
Does that mean the turtles win the race?
When pigs fly (When pigs fly)
I'll be on the flight (b741)
We've come a long way from the sty and the farm, son
I'll be flying high first class with my piggy chums

[Chorus: Stu Mackenzie]
When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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[Outro: Cook Craig]
I got sweat beading down my spine
That's the feeling of a swine taking off
This flight's gonna crash
And then my hooves start to thrash
And then my teeth start to gnash
Until we hit the ground
There ain't no mud in the sky
And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight b741